Funny Graphic T-Shirt — “Today I’m Gonna Be as Useless as the ‘G’ in Lasagna”
White / S
$34.13
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Soft, familiar, and a little bit cheeky — this classic midweight tee talks like your funniest friend. The front sports a bold, tongue-in-cheek line that reads like a private joke, while the back carries a clean brand block. It drapes with a relaxed, classic fit and feels breathable on days when comfort comes first. Made and assembled in the USA with thoughtful construction (shoulder tape, double-needle hems, and a tubular knit), it’s built to hold its shape and keep that printed message readable wash after wash. Wear it on slow mornings, casual hangouts, or whenever you want to send a wry smile without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability; tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Funny Graphic T-Shirt — “Today I’m Gonna Be as Useless as the ‘G’ in Lasagna”
$34.13
Sale price
$34.13
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; Dark Ash: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Medium-weight fabric (5.4 oz/yd² / 183 g/m²) with classic fit
- Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric tape to prevent stretching
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability; tubular knit (no side seams)
- Sewn-in label; made and assembled in the USA
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean